Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

kelseypayneee:

Stop having a social life and come back to tumblr. I miss your blog.

iamnamelessgem:

Sorryyyyy 😁

sinfulstylinson:

even if one direction has been died out for decades and I’m a middle aged woman with 3 kids about to graduate college and that’s when larry decides to come out I’ll hit up every bitch that ever doubted me for a second and fucking rub it in their face like there’s no tomorrow

"Have you heard of the squid’s story? I’ll tell you. Once upon a time, they were two squids. They wandered in different places until they finally meet. Then, they fell in love and became a couple. Finally, they got married. On their wedding day, the squid priest told them to hold hands. So they held each others hands. Held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands.. I’ve never eaten squids for so long since I heard that story."

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

mirror:

uunacceptableeeee:

carry-on-my-otp:

mirror:

I drew George! Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time. 

DISHONOR ON YOU!!! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!!

FUCKING HELL JUST LEAVE JUST GET OUT GOOD FUCKING BYE

I just didn’t wanna be sad alone…

kimpissable:

beyoncevevo:

u ok

moon emoji

malijuanastyles:

i know the world doesn’t revolve around one direction but it kind of does

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